Sunday Funnies

February 29, 2016

PRISONERS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS

Jailhouse lawyers have a lot of time on their hands.  They also can be darn creative.  A counterfeiter spending ten years as a guest of the […]
July 4, 2015

HAPPY FOURTH!

A Happy Fourth for July from all of us at the Roth Law Firm. And remember to stay safe. As a court had to remind litigants […]
May 24, 2015

DISCORDANT NOTES

Overprotective parents insisting that their offspring have a constitutional (if not divine) right to enjoy every aspect of school life can lead to some of the […]
April 19, 2015

DELECTABLE PROOF

It is true of course that it does not matter what one knows, only what one can prove.  But even that elementary concept can be pushed […]
March 29, 2015

MOW THAT LAWN, WASH THOSE WINDOWS

Police officers coming upon a poorly maintained house entered it without a warrant.  They claimed they believed it to be abandoned.  The Court had none of […]
December 24, 2014

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Happy Holidays to all, whatever your Holiday of choice, be it Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza, Festivus, or something else meaningful to you. In the spirit of the […]
November 30, 2014

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS…

… we regret to inform you that one court, in 1993, clearly held that newspapers are not “of such indisputable accuracy as would justify judicial reliance.”  Sorry.
November 16, 2014

GOOD OLE DAYS

In the good ole days – say, the turn of the last century – a farmer sued a tractor’s vendor for false advertising.  Since he could […]
November 2, 2014

NONSENSE OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE

I quote, without adornment, the fine people from law.com: “The Nebraska Supreme Court has just banned smoking in cigar bars. Yes, for real.” ‘nough said.